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camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

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catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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cairoisis:

OMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY MADE A DANCING BABY GROOT ON VINE!

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thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

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hopesploder:

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

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softgrungepuppy:

so my mum just came into my room and goes “i made something for you” and gives me this funny little brown book

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and inside it she wrote

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and then on every single page she’s written something lovely like “beautiful” “funny”  ”generous” etc

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every single page

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this is because she found out about my self harming a few weeks ago, and wants me to have something to look at every time i feel sad

i almost cried 

parenting

you’re doing it right

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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