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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

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champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

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helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

I got 33 out 36!!!

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heliolisk:

dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?

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